1. Shift your weight onto the right leg.
2. Use $15 Casio keyboard because bad sound is good.
3. Bend the left knee and grasp the inside of the left earmuff with the left hand.
4. Bring the right arm up toward the ceiling as you flip scarf over left shoulder.
5. Put stamps on hand and tell friends that you went to a bunch of awesome shows.
6. Repeat on the other side with different colored earmuffs (optional).
Adapted instructions from about.com.