Eagle Pose

1. Bring the left leg up and cross the left thigh over the right.

2. Put on glasses even though you have 20/20 vision.

3. Bring the arms out in front and cross the right arm over the left.

4. Sip PBR ironically and/or because you’re poor.

5. Hold 5-10 breaths.

Adapted instructions from about.com.

One Comment to “Eagle Pose”

  1. Laura says:

    One of the best hipster yoga poses ever…..