Mountain Pose

1. Lift up your mustache and let it fan out, creating a wide solid base.

2. Take a deep breath, place the razor in your right hand, and shave the chest.

3. Avoid the nipples.

4. Tone the belly, drawing it in slightly.

It may seem like you are just standing there, but picking up chicks at Coachella is hard work.

Adapted instructions from about.com.

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