1. Come to stand with the Pabst perpendicular to the floor.
2. With your hand on the cigarette, drop the head back and shake the hair.
3. Find the Bodhi to your Utah; oversized headphones make a great fashion accessory.
4. Repeat step 2. Perfect hair often requires multiple attempts.
Entry Level: This is an intense outfit and should only be attempted if you follow M.I.A. on Twitter.
Adapted instructions from about.com.