Lotus Pose

1. Bend the right knee and bring the right Converse to the left hip crease.

2. Wear ironic “Hello My Name Is” Sticker.

3. Bend the left knee and cross the left Converse over to the right hip crease.

4. Forget own name because on too much ecstacy.

5. Repeat, with the left Converse on the bottom and the right Converse on top.

Adapted instructions from about.com.