1. Soften the right knee and bring the left hand to your hip.
2. Wear a nerdy shirt even though you barely know how to turn on your macbook.
3. Reach the left arm up toward the ceiling, opening the chest and making a straight line with the right and left arms.
4. Bring the gaze up toward the left fingertips and pray that there are some decent guitar lesson gigs on Craig’s List today.
5. Repeat on the left side
Adapted instructions from about.com.