Sun Salutation

1. Inhale – Bring the arms out to the sides, run fingers through greasy hair.

2. Exhale – Swan dive down bringing the palms flat on either side of your skinny jeans.

4. Inhale – Come forward to a low cobra, grasping Pabst Blue Ribbon with the left hand.

5. Exhale – Take photo that will embarrass you when you’re older.

Adapted instructions from