Sun Salutation

1. Inhale – Bring the arms out to the sides, run fingers through greasy hair.

2. Exhale – Swan dive down bringing the palms flat on either side of your skinny jeans.

4. Inhale – Come forward to a low cobra, grasping Pabst Blue Ribbon with the left hand.

5. Exhale – Take photo that will embarrass you when you’re older.

Adapted instructions from about.com.

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