Standing Big Toe Pose

1. Shift your weight into your right leg, taking care not to rip tight pants.

2. Place trucker hat over rapist shades.

3. Bend the left knee, bringing the left Converse off the floor.

4. Ignore the body odor.

5. Take ironic photo in suburbs, make friends on Facebook.

6. Release the left foot and repeat the pose on the other side.

Adapted instructions from